part of a nutritious breakfast
From my man R-dubs:
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat soiled or torn? What if you do fail, and get fairly rolled in the dirt once or twice. Up again, you shall never be so afraid of a tumble. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
A frog hops into the bank and asks Miss Padiwack for a $50,000 loan. Afer a bit of hyperventilation Miss Padiwack asks him for references and he suppliies her with paperwork that proves he is the son of Mick Jaggert. She then asks if he has any collateral and he offers her a key chain with a pink plastic elephant dangling from it. Nonplussed, Miss Padiwack asks to be excused to confer with the bank manager and heads off to hes office. Once inside she tells her boss, “There is a frog at my desk, asking for a $50,000 loan, that says he is the son of Mick Jaggert, and for colateral, he gives me this, this,…I don’t even know what this is!?!!!” and she dangles the keychain with the pink elephant in front of her erstwhile employer. After looking over the paperwork he points at the plastic pachaderm and says.” It’s a knick knack, Padiwack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a rolling stone!!”
I like dogs and I hate ashtray-mouths. ’nuff said.
(All misspellings are the work of the original author.)
