The Strumpet Herself
Ahh, how does one describe a Toaster Strumpet?
This Strumpet is almost always charming, frequently spunky and regularly chutzpah-filled. She never fails to speak her mind, even when her thoughts are clouded by one too many gin and tonics. In her current incarnation she is a politically liberal, socially progressive feminist Witch (try saying that three times fast). She tries to balance her compulsive truth-telling with a reticent attitude toward advice-giving so as to remain suitable for human consumption. She is moving toward grace and joy with a saucy attitude about life in general.
For those interested in numerology and astrology, ToasterStrumpet has a life number of 5 (the Hierophant) and is a Leo with a Virgo Moon and Scorpio Rising. For those not interested in numerology or astrology, this means Interesting And Sometimes Conflicted Intense Person. Ms. Strumpet has been called “mercurial”, and this is indeed an understatement.
Something you can count on: ToasterStrumpet gets shit done and is an unstoppable force. You may be overwhelmed, but you’ll always be entertained.
